Caleb Driedger – The Real Deal!

By: Michelle Olinyk & Joellene Plourde

1. Why do you come to Dauphin Bible Camp?

   Bryn is here, I love kids, and God calls me here.

2. How many years have you been coming to Dauphin Bible Camp?

   9 years.

3. What's your favorite thing about camp?

   God is my favorite thing and seeing friends.

4. How was your senior year in high school?

   Awesome!!

5. Describe yourself in 3 words.

   Big hairy beast.

6. How long have you been playing guitar?

   I don't play guitar, I pretend to.

7. What's the highest and lowest mark you have gotten on a test?

   Highest would be 100% and lowest would be 50%.

8. Who are you closet to in your family?

   Kurt, my older brother.

9. Do you prefer gummy worms or marshmallows?

   Gummy worms.

10. What do you do when you are angry?

    Play drums.

11. What is your favorite dessert?

    Ice cream.

12. How long do you have to wear braces? Do you like wearing them?

    2 years, and yes I like wearing them. They make my teeth straight.

13. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

    Heaven.

14. If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?

    My dad.

15. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Jello or walk into a room filled with gummy bears up to your waist?

    Jello.

Want to know about Shandi North here is some things about her.

• She is 20 years old.

• She is favorite famous person is Jesus.

• She is 5.8FT tall.

• Her favourite colour is pink .

• Shandi does not have a boyfriend.

• Shandi doesn't have a joke to tell us.

• Shandi's favourite skill at DBC is archery and riflery.

• Shandi is in a cabin called Hawthorne.

• Her favorite animal is a cat.

• Theses are Shandi's roommate's are Becky, Laura, Jen, Jessica and Briana.

Asking the counselor “How old are you?”. He replied “16”.

Continuing the interview, I asked “ What's your favorite animal?” He replied “The purple spotted lemur.”

I then continued to ask “How long have you worked here?” “2 weeks,” was his reply.

To conclude my interview I asked “What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?”. His response was, “Well, when I was in high school I was in a band. I played the trombone. But one day when we playing, the slide flew off the trombone and hit a guy on the head.”

Concluding my interview I said “good-bye” and left.

Mr. Nerf-Noodle heard the sound of feet pounding up the steps. “Ugh! Is it really that time again?” He groaned. He opened his eyes, paper that was all he saw. In a little while he felt things move around him and the papers on top disappeared. There in the room was the Journalism skill group. At first not much was happening as the children were busy typing up their interviews. But the peace was sound to be destroyed for Goobler, Goobler being Mr. Nerf-Noodle's first name. So the journalism group decided to go for a walk with Goobler. At first the Group wanted to talk to riflery kids but there was no one there so they went to archery to talk to them. At archery the children ask Goobler a lot of questions, so Goobler got the Journalism group to write them down so he could answer them later. There were so many questions that Goobler was getting quite tired so when the bell finally rang he let out a sigh of relief. He then went to the main building to have a nice long rest.

Here are the questions that were asked:

Q. What is the Swedish translation of Mr. Goobler's last name?
A. Nerf-Nudel, we looked it up.

Q. Why does Mr. Goobler have pointy ears?
A. He is a half-elf

Q. Has Mr. Goobler ever made a cake for his mom?
A. No

Q. How was Mr. Goobler named?
A. His mother was a rhino, so yeah go ask her.

Q. What is Mr. Goobler's favorite color?
A. Blue

Q. Why is Mr. Goobler green?
A. He is a rotten noodle

Q. How old is Mr. Goobler?
A. 7 yr.

Q. Are Lenore and Danielle sisters?
A. Yes

Q. Is Mr. Goobler a Christian?
A. Yes

Q. How does Mr. Goobler stay skinny at camp?
A. He only eats veggies

Q. How does Mr. Goobler keep his glasses on?
A. They are hot glued

Q. Who is the better ballerina? Caleb, Tia-Lee or Trista?
A. Tia-Lee, Caleb was too feminine

Q. Does Mr. Goobler like swimming?
A. No, he gets soggy

Q. Is Mr. Goobler a real person?
A. Yes, but we changed his last name to protect his identity.